Friendly Slaughter

Them robots you see jogging around, collecting your trays, sweeping your streets and giving directional info are your best friends right? With them creepy, digital smiles, the next android iterations will scramble your eggs (already happening). Assault drones minimise human loss while hobbyist fly other drones. Great stuff! Until of course "they" realise the bane of their experience is, well, you-know-who. Just pray the "termination" is quick.

None of our gear is figure-hugging, tight-fitting nonsense. We keep it comfortable AF. Our wear’s made to look awesome on ALL shapes, sizes, colours be it gents, ladies, boys, girls and all in-between. No bias, all love.

Technical specs, per se:
• 100% cotton
• Open-end yarn
• Tubular fabric
• Taped neck and shoulders

Made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. 

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